What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:22

Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
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You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Dr No
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Moonraker
A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.